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I Think Britney and Kirsten Already Beat Them to It

February 1, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Tyra Banks and half of her studio audience took to the streets of NYC to burn their bras in celebration of the book titled, bOObs:  A Guide to Your Girls.

Um, considering my latest Body by Victoria purchase cost $45, I think I’ll just celebrate my “girls” with a glass of wine and handshake.  (YES, they have hands — don’t yours?)

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  1. ameliaNo Gravatar says:

    I’m (REALLY)
    glad that this isn’t the case,
    but why are they burning bras while
    still wearing their own??

    And does anyone actually watch Tyra’s
    show??

  2. VernNo Gravatar says:

    Just when I think Tyra can’t get any stooopider (oh yes it IS SO a word) she goes and tops herself! She must be getting a kickback from VS for all the NEW bras these boobs will have to buy.

    p.s. Candy
    My girls and I love a nice glass of wine also!

  3. midevilNo Gravatar says:

    *ponies up to the wine barrel lineup*

  4. VernNo Gravatar says:

  5. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    What the hell is Tyra wearing under her multitude of layers? A sport bra?

    Oh and I’ll take a glass of that too.

  6. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    Yep, my bras cost too much to throw into a flaming barrel.
    Sorry Tyra.

  7. scottNo Gravatar says:

    here’s hoping that becomes a mass movement.

  8. librarian kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    Proof that truth is stranger than
    fiction. You couldn’t make up this
    story! (Who would want to?)

  9. omjNo Gravatar says:

    Am I the only one who’s named my breasts?
    Selma and Louise love it when I get all effed up on the vino.

  10. VernNo Gravatar says:

    OMJ- you are such a badass! But great idea!
    Let’s name celebrity “bits”!
    Brit Brit’s tits-
    Batshit and Crazy!

  11. 'a;sldkfjghNo Gravatar says:

    VERN!!!! Too good, too good. Batshit and Crazy- couldn’t think of two more fitting names for Britney’s “bits”. Batshit- is just too irrational to be dealt with sanely, and crazy is just in a state of mental disorder!!!!- Poor Britney, no wonder they both refuse the comfort, support, and coverage that wearing a bra can provide. And with all of Brit’s problems- the last thing she should have to worry about is trying to strap those girls in first thing every day.

  12. Jo JoNo Gravatar says:

    Maybe they’re burning their cheap bras, because a good one is sure pricey these days.

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