Paris Hilton Cries, “But It’s My Party!”

February 1, 2008 | Pop Culture

50 Cent — or, as lame white folks such as myself call him, Fiddy Cent — made Paris Hilton cry last night, thereby establishing himself as my new hero.

While performing at a pre-Super Bowl party, which Paris was hosting, Fiddy gave a shout-out to Paris, who started singing in the front row (hope guests brought earplugs). That didn’t garner enough attention, so she then jumped on-stage and danced next to Mr. Cent. However, Fiddy quickly instructed her to “Get the fuck off the stage.”

Aw, Fiddy. You had me at “fuck.”

Paris did what any other mature individual would do, and started to cry and plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Perhaps my favorite part of this story, as told by Page Six:

“Her entourage swarmed the fotogs so they couldn’t document the embarrassing belittlement but PageSix.com was there.”

Quite a scoop, indeed, PageSix.com! I need audio, though. What a fabulous new ringtone that will make. “Get the fuck off the stage… But it’s my party! Get the fuck off the stage… But it’s my party!” Grandma Kirby will be so jealous.

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1. PoorBritney.com says:

   She is so useless.

   February 1, 2008 @ 12:35 pm |Reply

2. Jenn F. says:

   Hi
   lar
   ious.

   What a dumb-ass.

   February 1, 2008 @ 12:43 pm |Reply

3. Julie says:

   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She IS useless.

   February 1, 2008 @ 1:17 pm |Reply

4. amelia says:

   This is FANTASTIC news!!

   I have just become a
   fan of 50 Cent.

   February 1, 2008 @ 1:43 pm |Reply

5. Vern says:

   I hope this story is true!

   February 1, 2008 @ 1:48 pm |Reply

6. Aine says:

   i never liked 50 Cent…

   until now.=)

   February 1, 2008 @ 2:17 pm |Reply

7. Zip says:

   I think 50 Cent and Paris are in love. Those two have got to be dating since they are always together, all of the time. In fact, Paris has been spotted with 50 Cent over the last several months, more than with any other man.

   February 1, 2008 @ 3:51 pm |Reply

8. midevil says:

   Good point, Zip. Perhaps they are secretly married–or at least, regular fuck buddies, if anything.

   February 1, 2008 @ 3:52 pm |Reply

9. Jamie says:

   More like, who isn’t she fuck buddies with?

   February 1, 2008 @ 9:15 pm |Reply

10. Bee Hind says:

    It’s my party and I’ll whine if I want to.

    February 2, 2008 @ 6:26 am |Reply

11. Aisling says:

    There are two words in Paris Hilton’s vocabulary that have gotten her to where she is with her career thus far. Those words- are both four letters, both end in uck, and fuck is one of them. Oh, and the other isn’t luck either.

    February 2, 2008 @ 4:02 pm |Reply

12. doodlewhore.com says:

    There is a god.

    February 3, 2008 @ 11:41 am |Reply

13. Jo Jo says:

    It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to!

    February 3, 2008 @ 4:20 pm |Reply

14. Sara says:

    50 Cent is my new favourite person!

    February 4, 2008 @ 1:59 am |Reply