Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art
May 5, 2008 | Pop Culture
I’m not going to lie: I’ve had a few Cinco de Mayo margaritas tonight — on the rocks, with salt. Flaming ones, no less! (And I saw Quentin Tarantino.) Which may explain why I can’t stop giggling over these pictures from the oh-so-exclusive “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” gala at the Met. Let’s see which superheroes they represent, shall we?
Introducing Xenu, Warrior Princess — and his wife, Katie!
It’s Wonder-Bra Woman!
It’s the $27 Billion Dollar Ass Woman and Skeletor!
It’s a bird, it’s plane, it’s… Golden Balls and Super Silicone!
Tags: Celebrities, Fashion
Rebecca
says:
I really admire Posh – I don;t know how but she manages to look uglier every time. She has that anorexic+insecure look in her eyes. Eat a bar of chocolate and smile, woman!
I love Emmy Rossum’s dress – yummy!
Eize
says:
Eva Longoria as the Taffeta Avenger!
frewt
says:
Vicky Beckham gets my vote for Superho.
Vern
says:
All the heads are cut off from the pics so I don’t know who anyone is, but you left Tom Brady intact. Even flaming Margaritas can’t cloud your wisdom, Candy!
midevil
says:
Vern,
You gotta click on those thumb nails! Then you get to see all them heads! (no penis, though)
Aw, Xenu princess and her manly wife! How quaint, but the man’s blue shoes got to go!
Vern
says:
Mid,
thanks but I don’t have that much patience! Do you think Posh helped Katie pick out her outfit? How come rich people can wear ugly, mismatched shit and it’s fashion, but when I do it I’m just the drunken crazy lady?
Jenny
says:
I don’t know who it is, but you have a Nautilus Avenger in that last pic.
midevil
says:
Vern,
I think Posh actually designed the outfit and she was drunk when she did it.
danceswithpoodles
says:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my favorite. She looks great!!
Jenn
says:
Whoever that is in the purple swirly get up is ’sea anenenome girl’
Jenn
says:
I meant anenome…
librarian kathleen
says:
How ’bout “anemone”?
(forgive me, I’m a librarian)
Jenn F.
says:
What do you want to bet that Tom’s wearing Underoos that match Katie’s shoes.
It's British Bitch
says:
Tom+Katie = As seen in comic book “The Stepford Cuckoos” – The Androgynous Twins – Xenu Zealot & Lava Girl (size 14 shoes by Paris Hilton).
Fergie = Crystal Pee-Pants
Mischa Barton = Feral Fug
Also check out the Julia Roberts thumb; has Danny Moder aged terribly or what?
It's British Bitch
says:
WTF is that pineapple hairstyle on Posh? Also my gran called and she’s pissed off that Posh nicked her net curtains off the washing line and showed up with Minnie-Mouse voiced chav husband at some gala wearing them.