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Op-Ed — Courtney Love — Counting My Blessings on Thanksgiving

November 26, 2008 | Celebrities, Opinion, Satire

tHankksgiving meaNNs alot 2me cuz i am a fukking pilgrim mYself.  i estaBlishedd a new COlony in music calllLed grunge and overCame hardsh ips like drugz, alcohool and Gwen stephani.

on thisholiday,i amthankful 4 madonna lookIngg like fuKcing gollum on sterOIds that makesme laUGh so hard.  i also gIvve thanks for marcjacobs which is why i wrotTe 60blogs aBBout the sexxy motherfuKcer.

im also thankfull 4 my tYYping lesoSns thisyear.  and 4being sober.  shut uPP!  its true, i Do not ingest narcotics of any sort of drink alcohol,is WRONG.

of course im not alwYas thankful, i sometimes get pissed about the ridiculous nonsense ANNd share a teesny bit of it, yep a teensy bit, but basically im off blogging because i get upset when people use images like “CR__K P__E+” and “drunk” as these are simply not things which are true about me and i canNott ynderstand y anyonEE would SAY THAT SHIIT bOUt. me.

i thinkl that sums upthe spirit of thANksgving.  and my guitar fuKKups are too boner to even mention.

luv

corK

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  1. stellNo Gravatar says:

    Wow, respect for typing this, Candy! I bet it took you a while.
    It actually looks like her style, too.

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