Brangeloonies Go Even More Nuts Over New Christmas Item: Touched By A BrANGELina Collectible Plates
December 22, 2008 | Uncategorized
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The Jolie-Pitt clan is more than just a family; they truly are angels sent from heaven. Now you can honor their blessed impact on our lives with the Touched by a BrANGELina® collector plate collection, available exclusively from The Brangelina Exchange. Choose your favorite offspring from a wide selection of children in Brad and Angelina’s rainbow family, including Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and the twins, Knox and Vivienne – with many more to come! Soon, your collection will continue with additional sets of twins and adopted children from exotic locations, all with their own saintly plates as well as the option to purchase a separate Holy Brangelina Shed® to accommodate your ever-growing plate collection.
See how they sparkle with the love of Brad and Angie!
Each handcrafted porcelain collector plate in this collection is shaped in a circle to reflect their beautiful Family Circle of Love, and highlights Maddox’s playfulness, Zahara’s fiery spirit, Shiloh’s Messiah status, and how very little we know about Pax and the twins. Silver-like accents featuring the historic year Brad and Angelina fell in love on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” are showcased below the dramatic images of the little ones, and genuine simulated jewels shine just like the halos hovering above their heads. Display this Touched by a BrANGELina® collector plate collection today, give as a unique collectible Brangelooney gift, or better yet – throw them with delicious force at pictures of Jennifer “Maniston!”
Don’t miss this chance to celebrate the most blessed of families. Frighteningly strong, obsessive-like demand is expected – especially for the Chosen One, Shiloh – so order now!
For guaranteed Christmas delivery on in-stock items, please order by Wednesday, Dec. 23.
Illustrations by, and collaboration with, 14 at Gallery of the Absurd
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Collector Plates
Peta
says:
Oh PLEASE let someone ask where the purchase button is.
Kelly | Brisbane Conveyancing Blog
says:
Are people so crazy that they would buy these things. Bloody ridiculous!