Somewhere on Earth, A Woman Gives Birth Every Sixty Seconds…
December 19, 2008 | Pop Culture
Oh, here she is!
Yes, Michelle Duggar delivered her EIGHTEENTH baby yesterday. They, of course, picked yet another “J”-name… no, not “Just Tired.” That’s the name Michelle’s vagina likes to go by. Baby #18 is Jordyn-Grace Makiya.
Actually, “Just Tired” was able to take a much-needed rest because Jordyn-Grace was born via C-section, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. Which is interesting, because I assumed her vagina would be equipped with a zipper by now. JG weighed in at 7 lbs, 3 oz and was 20 inches long. Mother and child are doing well. At least, as well as can be expected considering the woman has been pregnant 162 months of her life.
The other kids –- who range in age from 20 years to 17 months –- said they look forward to spending their annual allotted hour with their parents at some point in 2009.
Tags: Babies, Duggar Family, whoa nelly
Jeane
says:
C-section? Really?? So was that just to shake things up for once, cause, I mean seriously, giving birth to your EIGHTEENTH child can’t be that hard. You’d think it would just fall out or something right?
Jeane
says:
Or maybe the C-section was needed because the kid got lost and couldn’t find its way out of that enormous vagina. They had go in and get it, so it was more like a search party than a C-section.
martini lover
says:
brangelina must be jealous.
midevil
says:
God wants us all to breed! Breed, dammit, breed!
sb
says:
How do they remember all their names? I’d need Cliffnotes. Anyway looking forward to the day they all go on Tyra.
Rebecca
says:
I wonder if she gets na IVF when her ovaries give out…
Vern
says:
Do I have deja vu or did a Pro Wrestler die last year around the same time a Duggar was summoned from the loins of hell?
Vern
says:
Is there a connection?