Booty and the Beast: A Storybook Romance with Kim and Kanye
November 19, 2012 | Satire
BOOTY AND THE BEAST: A heartwarming storybook romance starring Kim Kardashian as Booty, Kanye West as The (Ego) Beast, Bruce Jenner as Taut Teacup, Kris Jenner as Leaky Teapot, Khloe Kardashian as The Khlock, and Kris Humphries as The Old Flame (published by Holy Candy and Gallery of the Absurd Publications).
The fantastical book cover, as imagined by Gallery of the Absurd
The intro to the book:
Character design and illustrations by 14 of Gallery of the Absurd. Character-inspired nursery rhymes by The C-Spot creator, Candy Kirby:
(As inspired by her Poise panty liners endorsement deal.)