Op-Ed — Courtney Love — Counting My Blessings on Thanksgiving
November 17, 2012 | Celebrities,Opinion,Satire
tHankksgiving meaNNs alot 2me cuz i am a fukking pilgrim mYself. i estaBlishedd a new COlony in music calllLed grunge and overCame hardsh ips like drugz, alcohool and Gwen stephani.
on thisholiday,i amthankful 4 madonna lookIngg like fuKcing gollum on sterOIds that makesme laUGh so hard. i also gIvve thanks for marcjacobs which is why i wrotTe 60blogs aBBout the sexxy motherfuKcer.
im also thankfull 4 my tYYping lesoSns thisyear. and 4being sober. shut uPP! its true, i Do not ingest narcotics of any sort of drink alcohol,is WRONG.
of course im not alwYas thankful, i sometimes get pissed about the ridiculous nonsense ANNd share a teesny bit of it, yep a teensy bit, but basically im off blogging because i get upset when people use images like “CR__K P__E+” and “drunk” as these are simply not things which are true about me and i canNott ynderstand y anyonEE would SAY THAT SHIIT bOUt. me.
i thinkl that sums upthe spirit of thANksgving. and my guitar fuKKups are too boner to even mention.