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Archive for the ‘Fashion Police’ Category

Helena Bonham Carter Pulls Together Simple Look for ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Premiere

February 25, 2010 | Celebrities, Fashion Police

A bit understated, no?

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Lindsay Lohan Finally Has a New Gig

December 28, 2009 | Celebrities, Fashion Police

From the looks of her outfit, she must be turning tricks at the local old folks’ home.  Congrats on finally landing gainful employment, Linds!

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Who Wore It Best?

March 10, 2009 | Fashion Police, Pop Culture

Bilson v. Grandma's Lampshade

LEFT:  Rachel Bilson running errands in Burbank

RIGHT:  The lamp my pack-rat grandma bought at a yard sale for ten bucks… or about ten bucks too much

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An Open Letter to Jennifer Hudson

March 9, 2009 | Fashion Police, Pop Culture

Oh, Honey, No

Dear Jennifer,

You have suffered more loss this past year than anyone should have to suffer in an entire lifetime.  So, please, be good to yourself — and spare yourself even more heartache by making sure you NEVER USE JESSICA SIMPSON’S STYLIST AGAIN.

With best wishes and much love,

Candy

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Riddle Me This

March 9, 2009 | Fashion Police, Pop Culture

What’s black and white and crazy all over…?

Oh, um, hi there, Juliette Lewis!  I didn’t see you standing there; I was just in the middle of telling a joke.  *AHEM*

(p.s.  I adore her expression.  As if she’s saying, “Oh, this old thing?”)

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When Bad Clothes Happen to Good Actresses: Tilda Swinton Edition

March 4, 2009 | Fashion Police, Pop Culture

Yeah, yeah, I know.  She’s quirky!  She’s fabulous!  She’s above fashion trends!

So I’ll try to find something nice to say for once:  That bottomless, sheer, netted pocket sure does look, um, handy.

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