Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category
Andre Leon Talley and Tyra Banks Are a Coordinating Vision
February 25, 2010 | Celebrities, Fashion
Poor Tyra. Looking away in shame because she FORGOT HER MATCHING FUR HAT.
Tags: Stylin'
Who Wore It Best: Lindsay vs. Carmen
January 10, 2010 | Celebrities, Fashion
LEFT: Fashion thief Lindsay Lohan going on the lam after being accused of stealing others’ designs
RIGHT: Criminal mastermind Carmen Sandiego hightailing it after hiding the Golden Gate Bridge in the Sahara Desert
Tags: lindsay lohan, Who Wore it Best
Jack Wagner Launches Line of Eye Masks for Soap Opera Stars
December 17, 2008 | Celebrities, Fashion, Satire
Wagner models the trendy gel version of his mask
LOS ANGELES — Any drama writer will tell you the trademark of a good soap opera scene is to cap it off with a prolonged, heated stare between two bitter rivals. What viewers don’t realize, however, is that these unwavering gazes also take an unhealthy toll on the eyes of longtime soap opera stars — sometimes causing blurry vision, eye spasms and, worst of all, an inability to close their eyes, leaving them in a permanent state of dramatic gaze.
Unwilling to just stand by and watch his colleagues suffer any more, “The Bold and the Beautiful” actor Jack Wagner has decided to take action by launching a line of therapeutic eye masks called “WagnerVision™.”
Tags: celebrity crap, Jack Wagner
Amy Winehouse to Create Makeup Line
December 15, 2008 | Fashion, Other
On the heels of a report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, we have gotten our hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.
THE BEAUTY BUZZ
photo illustration by Gallery of the Absurd
written by Candy Kirby
hot find: vats of makeup
Transitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still big enough to make even the most natural beauty look like a less subtle version of Divine. Crank open the spigot and the eyeliner comes pouring out. Head-to-toe rain gear is recommended for those who don’t want the liquid to splatter on their red push-up bra or perfectly blood-soaked ballet slippers.
“The ten layers of eyeliner make you look like a cracked-out cat within seconds — all with the added convenience of distracting from under-eye circles from yesterday’s all-night bender,” says beauty correspondent Candy who tested the makeup after, well, an all-night bender.
Best of all, you can throw away that hairbrush and soap: Winehouse attests to the fact that her makeup and industrial strength hairspray lasts up to two sleepless, coke-fueled months.
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Beauty
Fashion Experts’ Bold Predictions: Denim Jeans, Shades of Black To Be Big This Winter
October 13, 2008 | Fashion, Other
Trailblazing Unique Winter Trends
The winter months are fast approaching, and you know what that means — time for a new wardrobe! To help fashionistas stay on the cutting-edge of the season’s latest trends, we spoke with Wendy Richardson, a senior buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue who insists you’ll downgrade your health insurance and stop putting gas in your car in order to afford these completely new looks!
Top Five Unique Winter 2008 Trends
1. Black
Step outside of your comfort zone and show off your wild side with this daring new “it” color, urges Richardson. Stylish celebrities from Heidi Klum to Jennifer Aniston have been spotted pushing the envelope with black wardrobe pieces, including t-shirts and socks, that truly set them apart from the rest of Hollywood’s fashion pack.
2. Jeans
Long thought to be a fashion taboo, denim jeans have finally gotten an overdue stamp of approval from the apparel industry. So don’t be shocked when you see everyone wearing the venturesome pants this winter — yes, even those usually denim-shy soccer moms!
Tags: style watch 2008
Fashion Designers to Use Actual Hangers on Catwalk
October 5, 2008 | Fashion
Calvin Klein model for Toronto Fashion Week
NEW YORK — In a swift and decisive response to the country’s economic crisis, American fashion designers have banded together and decided to use wire hangers in lieu of more expensive models in the upcoming shows at Toronto Fashion Week.
Tags: economic solutions
