Archive for the ‘Pop Culture’ Category
CNN: The Most Trusted Name in News
March 15, 2009 | Pop Culture
Good to see CNN has its reporting priorities in order:
Screw the Iraq election and Space Shuttle launch. I want to know about CNN’s #2 story: flying stilettos!
Tags: Media
Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest Warrant, Domestic Disturbance and Other Fun Weekend Activities!
March 14, 2009 | Pop Culture
My, my, my. Lindsay Lohan has had quite the eventful weekend.
First, police issued a warrant for her arrest due to failure to complete the terms of her DUI probation. Well, DUH! Lindsay’s been too busy with other important things to be bothered with such nonsense, people — like tagging along to her girlfriend’s DJ’ing gigs and avoiding food.
Geesh.
And just this evening, cops were called to Sam Ronson’s house for a ” domestic disturbance.” Apparently, the two lovebirds had a spat and Lindsay threw something through the window.
Ah, young love. Ain’t it grand?
Of course, this isn’t the first time Lindsay’s had this happen. Hell, her career also flew out the window long ago.
Tags: Busted, lindsay lohan
Angelina Jolie Films the Movie ‘Salt’ in New York City
March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
And doesn’t she look just thrilled about it!
Why, I haven’t seen her brimming with that kind of happiness since Anne Hathaway won the Critics’ Choice Best Actress Award.
Tags: Angelina Jolie
Important Baby Toupée Update
March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
I certainly do not wish to cause widespread panic, but I am hereby warning the public to be on the lookout for babies sporting bad toupées:
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Tags: Babies, Beauty, The Laughing Stork
Deep Thoughts by Julia Roberts
March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
“Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…”
Tags: Deep Thoughts, Julia Roberts
Jennifer Love Hewitt Doesn’t Waste Any Time
March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
Comedian Jamie Kennedy, 38, was practically giddy on Ryan Secrest’s radio show this morning, gushing that he and “Ghost Whisperer” co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt, 30, are dating and SO in loooooove.
JLH split from fiance Ross McCall in December. Cut to: Nine weeks later, and she has found The One! Again.
Ah, actors.
“I’m a lucky man, Ryan,” exclaimed Jamie. “We’re actually more that dating. We’re not engaged. But we’re more than in love. If a person ever had anything, that had everything…it’s Love. She’s so talented; she can sing, she can dance, and she’s hilarious…and hot.”
This reeks of one of those awful teenage movies in which J-Love used to star, where she’s the popular girl who breaks up with the good-looking jerk (I have no idea if Ross is a jerk, but let’s just go with it) and her nerdy puppy-dog friend is there to comfort her and eagerly pick up the scraps… till she inevitably goes back to the jerk and breaks the puppy dog’s heart. Oh, Jamie. It will take at LEAST another 20 pages of the script until she realizes the jerk will NEVER change and you were The One for her, after all.
FADE OUT.
END OF THE MOVIE, “CAN’T HARDLY WAIT — AGAIN”
