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Sex Tips from Guys to Ensure You Give Them Maximum Pleasure — and No Reason to Cheat!

November 6, 2008 | Other, Sex

Sex Tips from Guys

Men can be surprisingly shy about their sexual preferences, misleading women into thinking their partner is just happy to be intimate with them.

Oh, silly girls.

So what can you do to ensure he is pleasured to the point that he won’t have to stray with another woman to be fully satisfied?

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‘Cosmopolitan’ Introduces Most Erotic Sex Position Ever: The Please-Him Pretzel Twist

October 19, 2008 | Other, Sex

Photo Illustration by Gallery of the Absurd

Carnal challenge: 

EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Lie on the floor, a bed or a litter-free street corner.  Position your man so he can get a clear view of you making a fool of yourself.  Take a hit of something strong, such as a cannabis product, to help relax your limbs to the point that Gumby would seem stiff in comparison.  Place right leg over left shoulder, left leg over right shoulder, right arm over left leg and left arm over right leg.  Unclench your buttocks, then juggle four plates on your head while singing Sade’s “No Ordinary Love” in a sexy, yet not too slutty, manner.

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