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Holy Candy Blind Item

September 15, 2009 | Uncategorized

Which purple TV star isn’t so friendly behind the scenes of his popular show? Insiders say he pretends to enjoy peanut butter sandwiches on-screen, but when the cameras are off he returns to his carnivorous T-Rex ways. More than one young guest has been given the “A-1 Steak Sauce Treatment,” while parents are silenced with hush money and a lifetime supply of really annoying DVDs.

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Holy Candy is Baaa-aaack!

September 13, 2009 | Uncategorized

You just knew I couldn’t stay away, didn’t you?

Holy Candy 2.0.1,000,0000 will have a familiar-looking but updated format, as well as commentary and satire similar to the original Holy Candy and to CandyKirby.com.

So, my dear and astoundingly loyal RSS feed subscribers, stay tuned…

Hugs & kisses bigger than Kanye’s ego,

Candy

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Bush Administration Planned “Hollywood Wall” to Protect American Movie Star Roles from Australians

February 2, 2009 | Uncategorized

The Obama administration today uncovered shocking secret legislation from the Bush era initiating a 100-mile border fence around Hollywood to counter Australian dominance in the U.S. movie industry.

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Brangeloonies Go Even More Nuts Over New Christmas Item: Touched By A BrANGELina Collectible Plates

December 22, 2008 | Uncategorized

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The Jolie-Pitt clan is more than just a family; they truly are angels sent from heaven. Now you can honor their blessed impact on our lives with the Touched by a BrANGELina® collector plate collection, available exclusively from The Brangelina Exchange. (more…)

Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Collector Plates

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