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Breaking: VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

January 5, 2010 | Satire, Video


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

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It’s CandyTV: Sarah Palin is a Geography Expert and Paris Hilton is a Great Actress

November 9, 2008 | Entertainment, Other, Satire, Video

Today’s Peabody Award-worthy It’s CandyTV news report includes a rundown of Microsoft advertising; Paris Hilton’s performance in “Repo! The Genetic Opera”; and Obama’s first week as president-elect.

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Serious Journalism at Its Best: It’s CandyTV’s Election Day Special

November 4, 2008 | Video

Only It’s CandyTV addresses the hard-hitting issues on Americans’ minds — such as appropriate voting attire — in this insightful Election Day Special.

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Celebrity Crap Network (CCN): Now Selling Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jewelry

October 3, 2008 | Other, Video

Don’t delay — Make the Olsen Twins even *more* rich by getting YOUR Mary-Kate and Ashley troll necklaces on CCN today! While supplies last.

Celebrity Crap Network (CCN) is a leading interactive multi-channel peddler of crap produced by already-rich celebrities for an easy additional buck. We guarantee that all of our items are unoriginal and overpriced — and that the associated celebrities have little to nothing to do with the actual planning, design or creation of these items.

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The Amanda Beard-Michael Phelps Drinking Game

August 20, 2008 | Video

Former Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard recently chatted with the Phoneix radio show, “Johnjay and Rich,” about her rumored relationship with Michael Phelps — and, as it turns out, their discussion makes a fabulous drinking game.

Listen to Amanda’s entire interview here.

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Rachael Ray Asks for Threesome, Roseanne Asks for Brangeloonie War

August 20, 2008 | Video

On today’s episode of “It’s CandyTV”: Scientists make REMARKABLE discovery about alcohol consumption; Jessica Simpson says farewell to pop; Roseanne Barr blogs about Brangelina in her usual sweet way; the Olive Garden thinks it’s too classy for Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson; and Rachael Ray wants to do a whole ‘nother kind of cooking.

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