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Angelina Jolie Films the Movie ‘Salt’ in New York City

March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture

And doesn’t she look just thrilled about it!

Why, I haven’t seen her brimming with that kind of happiness since Anne Hathaway won the Critics’ Choice Best Actress Award.

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Breaking News: New Pictures of Angelina Jolie in Wigs Released! Ooohhhh…Aaahhhh!

March 3, 2009 | Pop Culture

Knowing that even a picture of Angelina Jolie watching paint dry would spread like wildfire in the media, the movie studio behind spy-thriller Salt just released these pics of Saintgelina wearing wigs on the set.

I know, I know… Angelina in a spy-thriller!  It’s quite a… stretch.

And in future news, Nadya Suleman invests her Dr. Phil money in some strangely similar wigs!

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It’s On, Bitches!

February 18, 2009 | Pop Culture

Oh, how many times have they teased us with a Jen-Angelina Oscars showdown, only to have Jen “chicken out” or Angelina “snub” Jen?  The only way this “confrontation” will positively affect our lives, anyway, is if Angelina challenges Jen to a Stomp the Yard-like dance battle — and Maddox captures the magic with his video phone for TMZ!

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The Ultimate Brangelooney

February 11, 2009 | Pop Culture

Professional Baby Maker

This week’s Life & Style claims the Professional Baby Maker is OBSESSED WITH ANGELINA!  What, just because the woman plumped her lips, shaved her nose, got herself a gaggle of kids, has a Jen Aniston dartboard and calls her teddy bear “Brad” — THAT makes her a Brangelooney?  Geesh!  Give the poor woman a break.  She denied the obsession to Ann Curry and she’s clearly telling the truth, as she does about everything.  Life & Style is just run by a bunch of jealous baby haters.

For those of you who are not jealous baby haters, you will want to rush to Nadya’s Web site, where she is accepting donations.  Awwwww.  Open your wallets and your hearts to this most deserving Baby Mama, people!  Welfare doesn’t cover publicist fees, you know.  And right after you cast some Benjamins her way, might I also suggest you donate to another deserving cause at CandyWantsaVersaceBag.com.

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Deep Thoughts by Angelina Jolie

January 29, 2009 | Pop Culture

Angelina Jolie attends the "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" Japan Premiere

“YES, I’m wearing a robe at a movie premiere.  You got a problem with that, punk?”

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Angelina Jolie Performs a Balancing Act in Berlin

January 19, 2009 | Pop Culture

Okay, I see what’s going on here:

After getting that side bouffant for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button’s Berlin premiere, Angelina was feeling a bit off-kilter so she added the monster-sized earring to balance herself out.  Problem solved.

Also, did you pick up on Angie’s not-so-subtle hint about her next movie project?  If not, check it out:

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