Archive for Posts Tagged ‘Babies’

Important Baby Toupée Update

March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture

I certainly do not wish to cause widespread panic, but I am hereby warning the public to be on the lookout for babies sporting bad toupées:

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Tags: Babies, Beauty, The Laughing Stork

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Celebrity Offspring Name of the Week So Far

March 11, 2009 | Pop Culture

All aboard on the crazy train! With your conductor, Anne Heche…

Ms. Heche, who just finalized her divorce from Coley Laffoon earlier this week, and beau/former co-star James Tupper welcomed their first child together over the weekend. The little guy’s name…?

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Tags: Babies, The Laughing Stork

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John Edwards’ Inspiring Journey from Presidential Hopeful to Cheatin’ Baby Daddy

March 5, 2009 | Political Humor, Pop Culture

Although former Senator John Edwards admitted to an affair with Rielle Hunter, he has steadfastly refused to admit he’s the father of Rielle’s baby, even letting a close friend and campaign aide publicly assume responsibility for the child — until now.

Supposedly.

The National Enquirer, which has been hot on Johnny Boy’s tail, reports that Johnny confessed to his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth that he is indeed the father of Francis Quinn, almost 1. A campaign aide, Andrew Young, had earlier claimed that he, not Johnny Boy, was the baby daddy. Curiously, Rielle has not named the child’s father.

Hell, who needs The Young and the Restless when we’ve got Capitol Hill?

Tags: Babies, Candy Goes to Washington, John Edwards

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A Peek at Bronx Mowgli Wentz!

March 4, 2009 | Pop Culture

Huh. That’s weird. I was fully expecting him to look a little more like…

… THIS, for some reason.

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Babies

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From The Laughing Stork: Live-Blogging TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras”

March 4, 2009 | Pop Culture

Trouble

:02 — Mark my words: Kaleigha, age 4, is trouble with a capital “uh-oh.”

:04 — Jadyn, age 6, says she wants to be in pageants “because you win a lot of stuff.” Be careful, Jadyn — that same mantra landed my grandma in the poor house in Vegas.

:05 — Holly, age 7, says if she could wear pageant clothes every day, she would do it. Think we have the next generation’s Bai Ling on our hands.

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Tags: Babies, Live Blogging, television

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