Archive for Posts Tagged ‘Beauty’
Looks Like Lisa Rinna Got Some Eye Work Done
January 16, 2010 | Celebrities
At least they’re more natural-looking than her lips.
Tags: Beauty
Important Baby Toupée Update
March 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
I certainly do not wish to cause widespread panic, but I am hereby warning the public to be on the lookout for babies sporting bad toupées:
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Tags: Babies, Beauty, The Laughing Stork
Alexander McQueen Models Get Mouthy
March 12, 2009 | Pop Culture
Nice look! They must have asked for the “Lisa Rinna Special.”
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Stick a Fork in AnnaLynne McCord — She’s Done
February 27, 2009 | Pop Culture
Who ordered the bucket of extra crispy chick?
Tags: Beauty, Tales from the Tanning Lines
The Curious Case of Bethenny Frankel’s Breasts
February 17, 2009 | Pop Culture
Did any of you watch The Real Housewives of New York season premiere tonight? Because, although I will always be grateful to Bethenny Frankel for her Skinny Girl Margarita recipe, I am gravely concerned about the State of Her Breasts:
Is that… a belly button on her chest? Would that be called a breast button? Also, unless she ordered the Idaho Potato-Boob Special, she should really ask her surgeon for a refund on those lumpy orbs. Even though they’re the only part of the show that kept my attention — for better or for worse.
*SIGH* I miss NeNe.
Tags: Beauty, television
Exclusive: Get Nikki Cox’s Grammy Beauty Routine!
February 8, 2009 | Pop Culture
1. Empty 1 envelope of Shake ‘N Bake mix into shaker bag.
2. Moisten skin with water or milk.
3. Shake yourself in bag until unevenly coated.
4. Arrange your breasts in a shallow pan in a single layer.
5. Bake at 425 degrees for 30 to 35 minutes for A-B cups, and 40 to 45 minutes for larger breasts.
One envelope coats approximately 1 D-list television actress.
ALWAYS COOK ACTRESSES THOROUGHLY BECAUSE OF EXTRA THICKNESS IN THE HEAD.
Tags: Beauty, Celebrity Recipes, Nikki Cox
