Archive for Posts Tagged ‘Celebutards’

Paris Hilton Would Like to Show Us Something

January 28, 2009 | Pop Culture

Don’t worry, Paris. Some Clearasil should clear those right up.

Tags: Boobie Update, Celebutards, paris hilton

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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian React to Hard-Hitting Questions

January 27, 2009 | Pop Culture

“Quick, guys — what’s 10 + 4?”

*CRICKETS*

Tags: Celebutards, kim kardashian

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I Think Brooke Hogan Wants to Show Us Something…

January 15, 2009 | Pop Culture

Picture of Subtlety

Oh, I know! New sunglasses?

Tags: Boobie Update, Brooke Hogan, Celebutards

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Sign of the Apocalypse #7648

December 23, 2008 | Pop Culture

SPENCER AND HEIDI WANT A KID “ASAP”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took their Media Whore Show to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show on Monday — and the so-called newlyweds already have babies on the brain.

“A little birdie told me you were tryin’ [for kids],” Ryan said.

“We definitely need a kid ASAP,” Spencer confirmed.

Doctors, however, warn that the Montag-Pratt household would be a less-than-ideal place to raise a child, given the dangerous lack of mental stimulation and lethally hard weapons residing on Heidi’s chest.

Tags: Celebutards, heidi montag, Signs of Apocalypse, Spencer Pratt

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The Real Downfall of the McCain Campaign

November 5, 2008 | Pop Culture

While CNN underscored John McCain’s VP choice and George W. Bush as detrimental “turning points” in the McCain campaign, I believe a re-analysis will reveal McCain’s REAL albatross: