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Today’s Pearl of Wisdom from Courtney Love
March 2, 2010 | Celebrities
We all need guidance in our life sometimes. We may seek it from friends, family, therapists, a higher being — and yet, the most powerful insight often comes from unexpected sources: this time, from Courtney Love. Which is why I’ve chosen to share this most recent pearl of wisdom from her MySpace blog.
so it is true and my space is eating it?
yeah i am having my mgmt send me to facebook when oa sked them they asked for my ssn its not MY ssn but still it as mighty rude so i helf a sign up saying 666 66 6666 with a timne clock on it on the pic and sent it flipping em off so i could be ne on facebook
whooo look what happens with unfiltered fucking comments, gross, did yoi even bother to read whsat i wrote your so stuck up your own asses, some of you
its hysterical thats exactly how theyt fuck my kid becuse tards like you make it seem like itrs easy, ” oh shes a bitch lets pretend we re respected lawyers in teh NYC SUPREME COURT”
x16 in one day, and lien her KID for 169 ,000 x 16.
STUDY HELP WITH COURTNEY LOVE’S BLOG ENTRY
Review Questions and Essay Topics
1. If you are stuck up your own ass, do you plan to escape with a crowbar, the help of firemen, lubricant or another kind of aid? Explain the physics behind (pun intended) your answer.
2. What is my space eating? Whatever it is, be sure to bring enough to share with the class.
3. x16 + 169 ,000 x 16 – 666 66 6666 + 1 Crazy Bitch = ?
4. Courtney’s spelling of “nerighbourhood” lets us know that she is British with a disdain for spell check. What does her use of “tards” indicate?
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Courtney Love Crowned Miss Crazy World 2009!
March 6, 2009 | Pop Culture
If, for some reason Courtney gets a grip on reality and cannot fulfill her Miss Crazy World 2009 duties, pageant runner-up Bai Ling will assume her duties.
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Ssshhh! Courtney Love Has Something to Say!
February 18, 2009 | Pop Culture
Ummmmm….
And as soon as she remembers what it is, we’ll be sure to let you know. It’s undoubtedly quite a pearl of wisdom.
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I Smell a Courtney Love Blog Post A’Brewin’…
February 13, 2009 | Pop Culture
As you may have heard, rumors of a Courtney Love-Mickey Rourke hook-up have been swirling around the Internets lately. A rumor that, I must admit, I quite relished. Cork and Mick? Whip me up a batch of that crazy!
Well, ol’ Mickey has crushed my hopes by telling paparazzi last night:
“I would rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla [than hit that].”
How sweet! You just know Courtney is pounding out an eloquent response on her MySpace blog right now:
i neverwanted to SCREW mikkey roorke fpr gpds sake,. ‘ hes sUhc a freajk i bEt he luvs the monkee sex i dont quite get what it all means but hey im just a lil ole rock singer and whoever did my audio blog your a genius, except the burp[ing, cork
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Courtney Love Demonstrates Improper Side-Boob Presentation
February 9, 2009 | Pop Culture
Side-boob viewings are supposed to be sexy, alluring, schwing-inducing. The juicy, forbidden fruit just out of reach in the melon aisle, if you will. Most likely right behind “nipple slips” in Google search popularity.
That is, when they don’t resemble a turkey neck:
Even more puzzling, is that Cork wore this to claim her award as Woman of the Year at Elle’s STYLE Awards.
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Courtney Love: Non-Kosher Nut
January 16, 2009 | Pop Culture
Courtney Love probably won’t be asked to Shabbat at her local JCC anytime soon. Cork, whose mother is Jewish but who describes herself as Buddhist, complained to Jewish magazine Heeb:
“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .”
How embarrassing: She forgot to mention the Jewish accountants.
The former Hole singer also mused on why she’s given up playing in an all-girl band:
“Like, there are [bleep]ing riot girls sitting there banging on pots and pans and talking about their vaginas, and that’s all really lovely, but the music blows.”
A former member of a band called “Hole” really shouldn’t be dissing vagina music.
On being a parent:
“I’m more like, ‘You’re not going to do that, so [bleep] off, or I’m taking your computer, and your [bleep]ing, you know, BlackBerry.’ ”
[*TAKE A MOMENT TO LET THAT SINK IN*] Words of parental wisdom, folks.
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