Archive for Posts Tagged ‘jennifer aniston’
Pop Quiz: Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston on Cover of ‘W’
March 10, 2010 | Celebrities, Media
Jennifer Aniston is thinking WHAT in this shot:
1. “Shit! I hope I remembered to TiVo ‘Real Housewives of New York’.”
2. “Would it be rude to offer Gerry a shot of Right Guard?”
3. “Bending my leg like this feels VERY comfortable. Really! *Ahem*”
4. “Is it just me, or am I slightly less clothed than Butler?”
5. “This shoot totally proves I don’t hate ‘W’ for the Brad-Angelina spread, right? Just look at my face! Breezy. Happy. Over it.”
6. None of the above. Jen is thinking ________________.
Tags: Gerard Butler, jennifer aniston, Pop Quiz
Celebrity TUI: Drunk Texting with the Stars
September 15, 2009 | Celebrities, Other, Satire
As the most revered entertainment publication in the world, we at Holy Candy have gotten our hands on yet another insightful celebrity drunk text message. Here is the third of many in our exclusive Celebrity TUI (Texting Under the Influence) Series:
Tags: Brad Pitt, jennifer aniston, texting under the influence, tui
These Two Again
March 12, 2009 | Pop Culture
The somewhat reliable E! News is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer “may have” split. Of course, considering these two are on-again, off-again more than the revolving door of men on Paris Hilton’s box, there’s always a decent chance they “may have” split.
A source claims John broke up with Jen when she returned from her overseas Marley & Me junket. Welcome back to the States, honey!
If the rumor is indeed true, it’s only a matter of time till John releases a video blog to the media in his usual classy way: “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. I simply had to dump her because a virile penis like mine can’t be tied down to one woman, that’s all…”
Tags: jennifer aniston, John Mayer, Relationship Obituaries
John Mayer Thinks He’s a Keeper
March 3, 2009 | Pop Culture
"Is John Mayer a Keeper?"
John Mayer, who’s never learned the fine art of keeping his mouth shut, admitted on Twitter yesterday that he visited People’s Web site to vote for himself in the site’s poll.
“I just voted on People’s ‘Is John Mayer a Keeper?’ poll. I clicked ‘Love Him but “Lose Him” is winning at 63%.”
Two seconds later, John defended his Internet ballot casting:
“Be honest, you’d vote for yourself if you came across it, as well. Wouldn’t you?”
When I first read this, I was all, what a douche! But who the hell am I kidding? Um, YEAH, I would vote for myself. Then I’d go to Kinkos and vote AGAIN from different computers. And enlist the help of friends and family. But only because that’s the kind of, um, civic-minded voter I am, of course.
Tags: jennifer aniston, John Mayer
Deep Thoughts by Jennifer Aniston
March 1, 2009 | Pop Culture
“Damn, Owen. Lay off the bean burritos, would ya?”
Tags: Deep Thoughts, jennifer aniston, Owen Wilson
It’s On, Bitches!
February 18, 2009 | Pop Culture
Oh, how many times have they teased us with a Jen-Angelina Oscars showdown, only to have Jen “chicken out” or Angelina “snub” Jen? The only way this “confrontation” will positively affect our lives, anyway, is if Angelina challenges Jen to a Stomp the Yard-like dance battle — and Maddox captures the magic with his video phone for TMZ!
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Fight, jennifer aniston
