Archive for Posts Tagged ‘op-ed’
Op-Ed — Miley Cyrus — Parents Just Don’t Understand
December 10, 2008 | Celebrities, Opinion, Satire
Like, omigod! Is it just me, or are parents the WORST?
Like, just for example: I asked my parents for a bigger allowance from my $18-million salary and they told me I couldn’t have more than $10,000 a week. $10,000. Are they kidding me? That will barely cover my accessory needs. Louis Vuitton bags don’t just grow on trees, people.
Are all parents this awful? MY LIFE SUCKS!
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Op-Ed — Courtney Love — Counting My Blessings on Thanksgiving
November 26, 2008 | Celebrities, Opinion, Satire
tHankksgiving meaNNs alot 2me cuz i am a fukking pilgrim mYself. i estaBlishedd a new COlony in music calllLed grunge and overCame hardsh ips like drugz, alcohool and Gwen stephani.
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Op-Ed — Eric Dane — McSteamy’s Sex Life Can Erect Better Ratings for Television
November 16, 2008 | Opinion, Other
In TV’s worst year in recent memory, a startling number of Americans have drifted away from television: More than 2.5 million fewer people were watching ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox than at the same time last year.
I blame this on the State of Dr. Mark Sloan’s Sex Life.
Tags: eric dane, grey's anatomy, op-ed
Op-Ed — Jeremy Piven — It’s My Porsche, And I’ll Double-Park If I Want To
November 2, 2008 | Opinion
Holy Candy Op-Ed Column
By JEREMY PIVEN
Look, people. There are certain inalienable rights we, as Americans, are granted that make this country of ours so damn amazing. I am especially fond of life, liberty and the pursuit of hot ass.
No, but seriously.
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