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Pieces of Candy: TGIF Edition

February 8, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz to share raunchy lesbian scenes. In related news, millions of men overheard thanking God for answering their prayers. [Gabby Babble]

Paris Hilton recycles Simon Rex. See, she is an environmentalist! [POTP]

Naomi Watts takes a stroll with her six-month-old son, Alexander, in Santa Monica. Sources say he was keeping an eye open for “that hottie, Shiloh.” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Dolly Parton talks about “having a heart behind the boobs” in Ladies’ Home Journal. Hallelujah, Dolly. [popbytes]

Charlize Theron gets some drag queen love at Harvard’s Hasty Pudding parade. But who hasn’t really? [Hollywood Offender]

Rihanna indulges in my favorite kind of therapy: retail. Well, after martini therapy, that is. [Daily Stab]

Rachel Zoe proves it’s not easy to find chic apparel in the children’s department. [Ayyyy!]

Billy Ray Cyrus may want to consider putting some some pants on his daughter. [Celebrity Smack]

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Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition

February 7, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Yup, fame’s a bitch: “Best & Worst Bikini Bodies of the Stars.” [popbytes]

Celebrating the Year of the Rat. See? I knew Papa Joe’s time would come! [Ayyyy!]

Tyra Banks “makes a mess” in her pants at Fashion Week. Fierce! [Dlisted]

Victoria’s Secret to being a hot mama — a pregnant Alessandra Ambrosio. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Psych ward is the new rehab: Delta Burke joins this latest trend. [Celebrity Smack]

Apparently, Heidi Fleiss didn’t get that memo, was arrested for DUI. Soooo 2007. [Gabby Babble]

Lauren Conrad celebrates her birthday by bowing to the porcelain god. [POTP]

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Pieces of Candy: Hump Day Edition

February 6, 2008 | Pop Culture

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All cured! Britney Spears is released from the hospital. [Celebrity Smack]

Heath Ledger’s autopsy results. Note to self: Best not to combine Xanax, Valium, Ativan, Lunesta and Restoril. [Fatback]

Gotta love Star magazine… Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are “twisted sisters” with bad breath and dirty hair! [popbytes]

Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn visit Anna Nicole’s grave. And, what a coincidence, bumped into Entertainment Tonight while they were there! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Eva Longoria for BeBe sport. That sport being the Airbrush Olympics. [POTP]

Paging Dr. McSteamy: Eric Dane’s battle with skin cancer. [Gabby Babble]

Petra Nemcova does the traditional Czech Republic “Funky Supermodel Chicken Dance.” [Ayyyy!]

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Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition

February 4, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Amy Winehouse to come to the U.S. for the Grammy Awards. Although she’ll need an extra plane for all of her baggage. [Celebrity Smack]

Sign of the apocalypse: David Bowie to work with Vanessa Hudgens. [Gabby Babble]

Eva Longoria’s guacamole recipe. Which has got to be easier to digest than her new movie. [popbytes]

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox schedule their lives on a white board. No word on when Brian and Megan became management consultants. [Fatback]

Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Hammered, er… Glamour magazine. [POTP]

Britney Spears‘ hospital stay extended. In related news, Starbucks considering installing a Frappuccino cart at UCLA Medical Center. [Hollywood Offender]

Cutie Coco Arquette may have inherited her dad’s fashion sense. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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Pieces of Candy: Hump Day Edition

January 30, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Sculptor Daniel Edwards creates the “The Oprah Sarcophagus.” Think I already caught that virus last month. [Celebrity Smack]

Marie Osmond getting her own talk show. Why, I haven’t heard anything that exciting since… Tony Danza got his own talk show! [POTP]

Star magazine confirms Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy and explores what “Mary-Kate Olsen is hiding.” My guess is her phone number from Jodie Sweetin. [popbytes]

Kate Hudson gushes that Matthew McConaughey will be “an incredible dad.” An adjective not likely to be applied to their upcoming movie. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon — and her liver isn’t the only thing being abused. [Ayyyy!]

A topless Paris Hilton on the cover of 944. Which, coincidentally, is how many times she’s appeared topless in other media. [Gabby Babble]

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Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

January 29, 2008 | Pop Culture

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It’s all about how the news relates to me today…

Mariah Carey’s dog has a better wardrobe than I do. [Ayyyy!]

Jennifer Garner’s dog has a more adventurous sex drive than I do. [Celebrity Smack]

Gwen Stefani will soon have two more kids than I do. [POTP]

Rihanna performs more charity work than I do. [popbytes]

Ali Larter has more chocolate than I do. [Daily Stab]

Paris Hilton has more apparel lines than I do. And bigger feet. [Gabby Babble]

Melanie Griffith has more tattoos than I do. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Leah Remini knows more crazy Scientology slang than I do. [Geno]

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