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An Exclusive Halloween Interview with Satan, Prince of Darkness
October 31, 2008 | Other
Satan says he just enjoys kicking back beers, possessing young girls' souls
Holy Candy publisher, Candy, recently had the opportunity to sit down with Satan, Prince of Darkness and Evil Incarnate, at The Ivy in Beverly Hills, where they chatted about what Halloween means to him, life in Hell and Japan emerging from its decade-long economic slump.
CANDY: First off, I just have to say — you look great! Did you lose weight or something?
SATAN, PRINCE OF DARKNESS: [NODS, SMILING] Thanks for noticing.
CANDY: Atkins? Cabbage soup…?
SATAN: Try the eternal damnation diet. A lifetime in hell, and you just sweat off those pounds!
CANDY: I’m sure I’ll find that out soon enough. [WE LAUGH KNOWINGLY] So, you must be thrilled Halloween is here again.
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