Archive for Posts Tagged ‘Tiger Woods’
Tiger Woods Deflates, Er… Decompresses in Sex Rehab
January 15, 2010 | Celebrities
They tried to make him go to rehab and he said “yes, yes, yes!” (Three words that got him into trouble to begin with): Tiger Woods has entered a top sex addiction program in Mississippi, claims RadarOnline.
Tiger reportedly checked into Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services; according to the Web site for the facility, patients usually spend about six weeks in treatment. Sex addicts receive a variety of treatments, including group therapy, cognitive behavior therapy and encouragement to think of Jon Gosselin naked any time they begin to feel aroused. CURED!
Tags: No Sexy Time for You!, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods Pumps Iron on Cover of Vanity Fair
January 4, 2010 | Celebrities
And that’s not the ONLY thing he’s been pumping lately. Ba-dum-tish!
I suspect he originally sported this look for a “Bank Robbers Gone Wild!” photo spread.
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Tags: Bank Robber Chic, Tiger Woods
What I Think Tiger Woods’ Penis Looks Like
December 15, 2009 | Celebrities
Tags: Body Part Looks Like, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods Hired Hookers, Er… I Mean, High-Priced Escorts
December 10, 2009 | Celebrities
I bet you were just sitting around thinking, “You know what I could really use more of…? TIGER WOODS NEWS!” Well, you are in luck!
The latest development: A madam claims Tiger has used her escorts. No, not like a Cotillion escort, you innocent little lamb — we’re talking about hooker escorts. Shocking, I know.
Michelle Braun, the owner of a now-defunct VIP escort service, says that she counted Tiger among her celebrity clients and that the Grand Slam-collecting golfer “had a pretty big appetite for women.”
Gee, you don’t say?
And, supposedly, Tiger had a type. “He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look.” Because that’s the kind of clean-cut guy he is.
Two of her former employees, the madam claims, were porn star Holly Sampson and onetime Trashy Lingerie model Jamie Jungers, whose names came up this week in the ongoing saga of Tiger’s’ extramarital love life.
Most of her celebrity clients, including Tiger, were always “smart enough” to pay in cash, she said. However, he was dumb enough to communicate with the agency by text message.
Tiger allegedly spent three weekends in Vegas with her girls over the years, dropping $30,000 to $40,000 per trip — and the madam says she has tax forms to prove it. Her accountant: Charlie Sheen.
I sure hope Elin is somewhere bathing in a vat of Clorox.
Tags: Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods Gatorade Drink Being Dropped Faster Than Tiger’s Pants
December 9, 2009 | Celebrities
In what Gatorade claims is just a HUGE coincidence, they have decided to put the kibosh on their Tiger Woods-branded drink.
The drink giant tells Tiger Scandal Central, aka TMZ, the decision has “absolutely no connection” to Tiger’s current predicament. Yeah, mmm-hmmm.
Gatorade says Tiger Woods Focus Gatorade will be discontinued as of December 26, claiming: “We made the decision several months ago … our relationship with Tiger continues.”
Oh well. It is a bit ridiculous to have him hawking the product. After all, we know nothing is enough to quench Tiger’s voracious thirst.
Tags: Advertising, Tiger Woods
